餐巾纸上的咖啡故事


我太喜欢喝咖啡了,所以我早餐的时候喝茶:一天中第一杯咖啡尤其美味和重要,
所以我担心在我还没有完全清醒的时候,根本不能够好好品味。
因此,我总是在两个小时之后,等我完全清醒了,再去品尝她。

第一次发现了咖啡的滋味的时候,我也就5岁,是碰巧给我的一根冰激凌就是咖啡口味的。我完全想不通,为什么大人们要把这么恶心的咖啡加到冰激凌上,把那么好的冰激凌给糟践了?
几年之后,当我的父母亲宣布暑假我们要去郊游的时候,我也有过同样糟糕的感觉……

我10岁的时候还是很讨厌咖啡,但是却非常喜欢煮咖啡的过程。我的父母亲对我每天早晨给他们煮好咖啡非常感激,根本没有在意我的煮制技术的粗糙。

17岁的时候,我仍然忍受着这种“咖啡分裂症”的痛苦:一方面,我热爱有关咖啡的概念,另一方面厌恶咖啡口味。于是我决定通过自残的方式来治愈这种痛苦。那段时间,我父母带着我第一次去了巴黎。我们乘坐的火车一大早就到了,我们便径直走进了一家小咖啡馆。我要了一大杯牛奶咖啡,强迫自己一古脑地喝了下去。行啦。从那以后,我是越来越享受喝咖啡的乐趣了。


21岁的时候,我在一家杂志实习。艺术指导和我每天早晨9点的时候都会煮上一大锅咖啡,供大家伙儿全天享用。咖啡炉子上的锅一直在加着热,由于蒸发作用,到中午的时候,咖啡明显浓了许多。到了晚上的时候,剩余的咖啡已经变成了黑黑的稠糊,发出刺鼻的焦糊的气味。我们仍然会毫不犹豫地尽数解决。

1995年,我来到纽约。我很高兴找到了现成的煮好的咖啡。那个时候,口味是次要的,我更在意价和量。所以,我总是沉浸在咖啡因的天堂里。1999年1月,我的一个朋友勾引我,让我喜欢上了拿铁咖啡。几个星期之内,我的绝大部分生活开支都投到了位于威廉斯堡的拿铁咖啡店里。


我内心的小九九很快就说服我买一台那种煮咖啡机(价格相当于10大杯拿铁咖啡)。这种机器还有一个蒸汽嘴可以加热牛奶。而且清洗也方便。我可没有耐心每次清洗。用了几次之后,嘴那儿就有了黑渍,而且洗也洗不掉。于是我又开始到外面去喝咖啡了。

这张图表显示我多年来对咖啡的偏好:
为了方便比照,我把我同期食用百洁饼的爱好也列着这里
(1)滤滴咖啡 (2)星巴克 (3)蓝莓饼 (4)芝麻饼 (5)粟籽饼 (6)其他各种百洁饼
跟蓝莓饼之间的事儿不值一提。那个小小的毛病已经改了。

我要大杯的咖啡。可是,凉了我就不喝了。杯子剩下不少,我又不能随手倒在垃圾桶里了事。走到厕所里去倒掉,冲走,那又太麻烦。所以你总能看到在我的办公桌上有一个纸杯塔。


热牛奶可以极大地改进咖啡的口味。可是我觉得牛奶沫很讨厌。
可我妈妈(她做的咖啡是世界上最美味的)对一种机械泡沫机非常着迷。结果就是咖啡总有一层厚厚的泡沫。我总得费好大劲才能终于品尝到真正咖啡的味道。除此以外,我妈做的咖啡全球最佳。

一次,在一所大学里开完了一个让人疲惫不堪的设计会议以后,我被邀请在校园里吃饭。意大利面、沙拉、乳蛋饼,等等等等。同时也上了咖啡。
当你渴望喝杯啤酒的时候,咖啡是世界上最令讨厌的饮品。

在纽约,我最羡慕的是那些走进咖啡馆,无需一句话,店员就知道他要什么口味的,径自给他调制好了,端上来。我花了10年时间才终于达到这样的境界:走进店里,点一下头,我的伙计就会给我我的最爱——滤滴咖啡加热牛奶。

那样幸福经历了几个星期以后,一件不幸的事情发生了。不知何故,我的伙计把给我的咖啡调制的不是味儿了(牛奶太多,双份的糖)。我知道如果我纠正他,那么我们之间的神秘关系就将不复存在。所以,我只好默默吞下了咖啡……

【英文原版在这里

2008北美10本最佳图书

《纽约时报》书评专栏的编辑们在评选出2008年100本最佳图书之后,又从其中筛选出10本最佳,以飨读者。列表如下:FICTION(虚构类)

DANGEROUS LAUGHTER
Thirteen Stories
By Steven Millhauser.

In his first collection in five years, a master fabulist in the tradition of Poe and Nabo­kov invents spookily plausible parallel universes in which the deepest human emotions and yearnings are transformed into their monstrous opposites. Millhauser is especially attuned to the purgatory of adolescence. In the title story, teenagers attend sinister “laugh parties”; in another, a mysteriously afflicted girl hides in the darkness of her attic bedroom. Time and again these parables revive the possibility that “under this world there is another, waiting to be born.”

A MERCY
By Toni Morrison.

The fate of a slave child abandoned by her mother animates this allusive novel — part Faulknerian puzzle, part dream-song — about orphaned women who form an eccentric household in late-17th-century America. Morrison’s farmers and rum traders, masters and slaves, indentured whites and captive Native Americans live side by side, often in violent conflict, in a lawless, ripe American Eden that is both a haven and a prison — an emerging nation whose identity is rooted equally in Old World superstitions and New World appetites and fears.

NETHERLAND
By Joseph O’Neill.

O’Neill’s seductive ode to New York — a city that even in bad times stubbornly clings to its belief “in its salvific worth” — is narrated by a Dutch financier whose privileged Manhattan existence is upended by the events of Sept. 11, 2001. When his wife departs for London with their small son, he stays behind, finding camaraderie in the unexpectedly buoyant world of immigrant cricket players, most of them West Indians and South Asians, including an entrepreneur with Gatsby-size aspirations.

2666
By Roberto Bolaño. Translated by Natasha Wimmer.

Bolaño, the prodigious Chilean writer who died at age 50 in 2003, has posthumously risen, like a figure in one of his own splendid creations, to the summit of modern fiction. This latest work, first published in Spanish in 2004, is a mega- and meta-detective novel with strong hints of apocalyptic foreboding. It contains five separate narratives, each pursuing a different story with a cast of beguiling characters — European literary scholars, an African-American journalist and more — who all converge in a Mexican border town where hundreds of young women have been brutally murdered.

UNACCUSTOMED EARTH
By Jhumpa Lahiri.

There is much cultural news in these precisely observed studies of modern-day Bengali-Americans — many of them Ivy-league strivers ensconced in prosperous suburbs who can’t quite overcome the tug of traditions nurtured in Calcutta..With quiet artistry and tender sympathy, Lahiri creates an impressive range of vivid characters — young and old, male and female, self-knowing and self-deluding — in engrossing stories that replenish the classic themes of domestic realism: loneliness, estrangement and family discord.

NONFICTION(非虚构类)

THE DARK SIDE
The Inside Story of How the War on Terror Turned Into a War on American Ideals
By Jane Mayer.

Mayer’s meticulously reported descent into the depths of President Bush’s anti­terrorist policies peels away the layers of legal and bureaucratic maneuvering that gave us Guantánamo Bay, “extraordinary rendition,” “enhanced” interrogation methods, “black sites,” warrantless domestic surveillance and all the rest. But Mayer also describes the efforts ofunsung heroes, tucked deep inside the administration, who risked their careers in the struggle to balance the rule of law against the need to meet a threat unlike any other in the nation’s history.

THE FOREVER WAR
By Dexter Filkins.

The New York Times correspondent, whose tours of duty have taken him from Afghanistan in 1998 to Iraq during the American intervention, captures a decade of armed struggle in harrowingly detailed vignettes. Whether interviewing jihadists in Kabul, accompanying marines on risky patrols in Falluja or visiting grieving families in Baghdad, Filkins makes us see, with almost hallucinogenic immediacy, the true human meaning and consequences of the “war on terror.”

NOTHING TO BE FRIGHTENED OF
By Julian Barnes.

This absorbing memoir traces Barnes’s progress from atheism (at age 20) to agnosticism (at 60) and examines the problem of religion not by rehashing the familiar quarrel between science and mystery, but rather by weighing the timeless questions of mortality and aging. Barnes distills his own experiences — and those of his parents and brother — in polished and wise sentences that recall the writing of Montaigne, Flaubert and the other French masters he includes in his discussion.

THIS REPUBLIC OF SUFFERING
Death and the American Civil War
By Drew Gilpin Faust.

In this powerful book, Faust, the president of Harvard, explores the legacy, or legacies, of the “harvest of death” sown and reaped by the Civil War. In the space of four years, 620,000 Americans died in uniform, roughly the same number as those lost in all the nation’s combined wars from the Revolution through Korea. This doesn’t include the thousands of civilians killed in epidemics, guerrilla raids and draft riots. The collective trauma created “a newly centralized nation-state,” Faust writes, but it also established “sacrifice and its memorialization as the ground on which North and South would ultimately reunite.”

THE WORLD IS WHAT IT IS
The Authorized Biography of V. S. Naipaul
By Patrick French.

The most surprising word in this biography is “authorized.” Naipaul, the greatest of all postcolonial authors, cooperated fully with French, opening up a huge cache of private letters and diaries and supplementing the revelations they disclosed with remarkably candid interviews. It was a brave, and wise, decision. French, a first-rate biographer, has a novelist’s command of story and character, and he patiently connects his subject’s brilliant oeuvre with the disturbing facts of an unruly life.

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奥巴马的新政府班子正在逐步成形。这是他在新闻发布会上正式宣布他的以希拉里·克林顿为国务卿的国家安全领导小组成员。
接下来摆在奥巴马面前的,正如许多观察家所指出的那样,就是如何去界定恐怖主义、恐怖分子、和恐怖活动了。他还会还继续让关塔纳摩人满为患,成为人道主义的灾区吗?……